In San Antonio, it is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
(Thanks, Ozzy)
In Texas, it is illegal to indecently expose oneself to a corpse.
(I don't even want to know why this is on the books)
In Port Arthur, obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
(Port Arthur! The whole town smells like an elevator fart, who would ever know the difference!)
It is illegal to spit on the sidewalk.
(Who cares? If you wait a minute, it will either be so hot as to evaporate the spit or it will rain and wash the spit away!)
In Texas, it is illegal to curse in front of a corpse.
(Again, who would ever know the difference?)
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Having lived just north of Port Arthur for a number of years... and keeping in mind the constant southern prevailing winds coming in from the Gulf, I can attest to the smell of Port Arthur... although I'm not sure I would have refered to it as an elevator fart!
And for our wintertime pleasure, there was a paper mill just to the north. Using the Port Arthur criteria, this smell might have been referred to as a cabbage fart.
I read your Texas Rarities to mom. She laughed at the elevator fart until she choked.
Mom
I certainly hope grandma is ok, I had no intentions of committing attempted murder by humor.
i am re-thinking my move!!
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